We spent most of the day at the mall, because I needed to buy a rave outfit for Friday. So we shopped our little hearts out at Wichita’s only airport. I thought it was hilarious how much empty parking they had. If they ever saw the parking for the Alderwood Mall they would shit their pants.
Anywho, I met Cissa, and she was pretty cool. She joined us in our shopping venture and I got most of my outfit at the mall.
We also went to a pet store called Pet Palace. They let you hold the animals there to make them friendly. This black guy (or as Cissa calls them, Canadians) helped us with all the animals. He sort of followed us around, and when Morgan asked to see a Charanchula, he pulled out a Rose Hair. It was so sweet, and it felt like little pipe cleaner’s were moving on your palm as it walked. Morgan really wanted it, but the spider was like $30, and the cage was like $75, and that didn’t even include all the bedding and other shit. So then the guys says, “What if I can get you out the door for less than $100?”
Morgan was still reluctant, but then the guy whips out his iphone and calculates everything up, and says he can get her everything for about $70. Morgan thought that he only wanted the commission, but then he says that we’d have to come back on Friday, since he’d have to use his employee discount to get it that cheap. He then pulls out his card with his cell phone number, and tells Morgan to call him if she is interested, and we could then meet for Friday. Then slyly (or should I say obviously) he slips in that he also happens to be a photographer (his business card) and that he “likes Morgan’s look.”
Morgan sort of raises her eyebrows and asks to see samples of his “work.” So he pulls up his portfolio on his iphone and luckily they weren’t a bunch of porn shots, but legitimate photography, although Cissa and I made a bunch of jokes about him luring her to his “studio” and pulling out a Polaroid camera and asking for “payment” for the spider. LOL
After agreeing to meet on Friday, we went to go eat.
We ate at Sumo’s that night (more sushi) and the bartender flirted heavily with Morgan. It was pretty entertaining. We also somehow convinced him that Cissa was twelve… While the food was good, I came to the conclusion that Kansas just doesn’t have as good of sushi as back home.
Afterwards, we met Morgan’s friends at the Alley (a sort of bowling/random activity place). The group consisted of: Me, Morgan, Cissa, Brian, Mathew, Emma, Ramsey, Some other dude, and some other chick. We loitered outside the Alley for a while (under a sign that said no loitering) and just fooled around. Eventually we decided to drive over to a Wendy’s for some food/desserts.
I ended up in Emma’s car were her and Brian. They are so hilarious together, like a comedy duo. I listened to an entire fake fight about how Emma wouldn’t make Brian ham sandwiches while he watched the game, because she was too busy texting in the kitchen.
Emma by the way…is a major space cadet. I’ve never seen someone so blond before in my life, and ever crazy word out of her mouth was another bit of entertainment for the rest of us.
Anyway, at some point Cissa went home, and we all ended up at Wendy’s. We got food and ended up eating in the back of Ramsey’s truck. I started to warm up to everyone and we were all chatting when Brian said, “No offense, but I sort of thought you would be a clone of Morgan. But you are actually nice. You know, if call not goosing someone nice.”
Morgan made a sort of disbelieving snorting sound and internally I laughed my ass off. Of course I’m just the most angelic person ever…
After we finished eating, we decided to walk to Wal-Mart so we could play hide and seek. But I actually ended up buying shoes for my rave outfit, and string/beads for my rave candy. Then we all sort of wandered around the store (mind this was at like two in the morning) and just looked at stuff. The workers there however, thought we were going to start randomly vandalizing the store or something, because they were blatantly following us around and clustering at the ends of aisles to stare at us. We weren’t even being that loud, and it wasn’t like we were breaking stuff. It wasn’t like we could steal a bunch of stuff in our shorty-shorts.
Anyway, we ended up leaving Wal-Mart and returned to Ramsey’s truck. Then after we were kicked out of the parking lot, we all went to Emma’s house.
There we played hide and seek tag in her huge backyard. It was super dark and I was sort of afraid to hide too deeply into her bushes. I didn’t want spiders to come on me. So we played that for an hour or so before some people ended up leaving. By about five/six in the morning it was only Emma, Ramsey, Morgan, and myself left. We all talked for a while and then decided to get some breakfast and go to the park to watch the sun rise.
So with some McDonald’s we sat on a hill and watched the sun rise. It was really pretty but I think I burnt out my eyes a little.
Finally, we all parted ways and Morgan and I went home to shower and change. After showering we of course ended up passing out and we didn’t wake up until about three in the afternoon.
Morgan had to work at Papa John’s at four, so I spent the rest of my day making rave candy on their deck. It was really warm and breezy so it was pretty enjoyable.
Later that night, after Morgan got off of work, we went out driving around Old town (down town Wichita) and the KSU campus. We took tons of random pictures and I met my second (third?) hubby: Bending Over Man. He is a super hotty. Morgan met Standing Paddle Man.
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I saw the first Pizza Hut ever and a few other cool places.
Finally we returned to her house at like three in the morning and laid on the dock to their little lake/drainage pond and stared at the stars for a bit. It was really pretty and besides the bugs (which really love me for some reason) it was relaxing.
When we went back inside, Morgan hopped on Facebook and started some mischief. There is this cross-dressing asshole named Stephen and apparently he is super hypocritical and arrogant. He is into waiting until marriage for sex, and him and his girlfriend look down on everyone (including Morgan) and act all high and mighty. Obviously he thinks cross dressing is perfectly peachy but everything else is a sin or some shit. Anyway, Morgan gets his password to face book/his e-mail from Mathew and….
She changes his password to both his e-mail and Facebook so Stephen can’t get in, and then gets pics of him as a girl off his e-mail and posts them on his Facebook for everyone to see. She also changes a bunch of shit on his Facebook. IT was super hilarious in a “Karma is going to kick my ass later for this” kind of way. Everyone pretty much already knew he was a cross dresser though, so we weren’t really outing him, and he did deserve it. So yeah, it was funny.
Not five minutes later everyone and their mom is calling Morgan to talk about it, and ask if she was the hacker. We denied everything. (of course Morgan later revealed herself as the culprit when we were with Ashley. She sucks at keeping to a story…)
So then we went to sleep and didn’t wake up until super late the next day.
